Thursday, August 18, 2011

British Humor

Because apparently it's a bit different.

These are classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K. newspapers:
 
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old.
Hateful little bastard.
Bites!

FREE PUPPIES
.
1/2
Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog.

FREE PUPPIES.

Mother is a Kennel Club registered
German Shepherd.
Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.


COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.

Also 1 gay bull for sale.


JOINING NUDIST COLONY
!
Must sell washer and dryer �100.


WEDDING DRESS
FOR SALE .
Worn once by mistake.
Call Stephanie.

**** And the WINNER is... ****


FOR SALE BY OWNER.

Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition, �200 or best offer.
No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.

Statement of the Century

Thought from the Greatest Living Scottish Thinker--Billy Connolly.
"If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they can't
have a headache and sex at the same time?"

2 comments:

Cherry said...

Thank you for making me laugh! :)

Isabel Roman said...

Cherry, I'm glad you did laugh! I know I enjoyed them. :)

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