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Monday morning smiles

Monday Musings: Pets and Kids 4

Last MOnday in January. Every one complete their goals? Buy those books they wanted? How're those TBR piles coming along?

Monday Musings: Pets and Kids 3

Another January week to get through, another set of pictures. Now that the Christmas lights are down it's even darker out than before!

Monday Musings: Pets and Kids 2

More cute animals and kids photos. I say animals because that's a pig. Yes. A pig. That kid is going to have issues when a teenager and sees this picture again!

Course I don't think this girl thought about her nose's precarious position when she sat down.

Monday Musings: Pets and Kids

Got this in a forward and need to share. It's been a while since I've shared cute pictures so on this 2nd week of the month, we'll start it out right!

I share because I care

A forward from a friend, I thought this would brighten anyone's day!

This is how I heard YOUR WEEK was going.... First you had trouble getting out of bed You had a stiff neck Your new diet really doesn't seem to be working out You pulled a muscle when you tried to exercise Your new hat looked better on you at the store You keep losing things You got caught in the rain at lunchtime Then the lunch you had didn't seem to agree with you You feel trapped Uninvited guests showed up at dinnertime On top of that you think you're coming down with the flu And finally, you're alone in the house at night when you think you hear a noise in the basement MAYBE TOMORROW WILL BE BETTER!! Thought for the Day Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can't eat it or play with it, Just pee on it and walk away. ******************************************************************************* RELAX!!! TO All MY 'NUTTY' FRIENDs     Have a fabulous STRESS FREE Day!

British Humor

Because apparently it's a bit different.

These are classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K. newspapers:
 

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old.
Hateful little bastard.
Bites!

FREE PUPPIES.
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog.

FREE PUPPIES.
Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer �100.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .
Worn once by mistake.
Call Stephanie.

**** And the WINNER is... ****

FOR SALE BY OWNER.
Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition, �200 or best offer.

No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.

Statement of the Century
Thought from the Greatest Living Scottish Thinker--Billy Connolly.
"If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they can't

have a headache and sex at the same time?"

Humor

Or at least words to make you smile. This is from a forward from my mom. I'm only posting the good ones, there were quite a few. I'll start with my 2  favorites...the rest are in no particular order.

TOMORROWOne of the greatest labor saving devices of today. 

YAWNAn honest opinion openly expressed. 

COMMITTEEA body that keeps minutes and wastes hours. 
INFLATION Cutting money in half without damaging the paper. MOSQUITOAn insect that makes you like flies better. 
RAISINA grape with a sunburn. SECRET

Something you tell to one person at a time. 

Friday Pictures

Because I care enough to share my smiles and laughter.

What do I want to be when I grow up?

And my favorite, the cutest puppy (so long as it's not my computer *G*)

Friday smiles

Here are some more pictures from the email forward. No idea where they came from but they're too cute not to share. Some captions only came in the email, so I pasted them here. My absolute favorite is the last one, but the second to last one is adorable as well. Which one is yours?

 "You want a piece of me?  Bring it on!...

 "Kid . . .. You're askin' the wrong guy".

It was only a little pee, why the 30 minute timeout?

Touch de duck... I keel you!

Friday smiles

These are also from a forward from a friend, but they're all stinking adorable. I'll only post a couple here and save some for another day. I hope you smile like I did!

I love this one, it's so classic!

And my favorite in this bunch...