Humor

Or at least words to make you smile. This is from a forward from my mom. I'm only posting the good ones, there were quite a few. I'll start with my 2  favorites...the rest are in no particular order.

TOMORROWOne of the greatest labor saving devices of today. 

YAWNAn honest opinion openly expressed. 

COMMITTEEA body that keeps minutes and wastes hours. 
INFLATION Cutting money in half without damaging the paper. MOSQUITOAn insect that makes you like flies better. 
RAISINA grape with a sunburn. SECRET

Something you tell to one person at a time.