A fellow writer sent me this, and it was just too funny not to post. Really, we writers don't drink to make a statement, but because of statements like this...:)
I've been thinking more on promotions, and yes, Jennifer's comment is incredibly helpful and right on. I'll look more into those, and get something moving. On the other hand, I'm not really into contests. Her bit about an editor requesting a full off a contest makes me incredibly jealous, lol, but I'm not sure they're for me. Then again, I haven't really looked into contests with erotica entries. Maybe I should do that first.
I'll add it to the list.