Happy Halloween!

Thought I'd post some really awesome animal Halloween costumes! Enjoy!

Monday morning smiles

I share because I care

A forward from a friend, I thought this would brighten anyone's day!

This is how I heard YOUR WEEK was going.... First you had trouble getting out of bed You had a stiff neck Your new diet really doesn't seem to be working out You pulled a muscle when you tried to exercise Your new hat looked better on you at the store You keep losing things You got caught in the rain at lunchtime Then the lunch you had didn't seem to agree with you You feel trapped Uninvited guests showed up at dinnertime On top of that you think you're coming down with the flu And finally, you're alone in the house at night when you think you hear a noise in the basement MAYBE TOMORROW WILL BE BETTER!! Thought for the Day Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can't eat it or play with it, Just pee on it and walk away. ******************************************************************************* RELAX!!! TO All MY 'NUTTY' FRIENDs     Have a fabulous STRESS FREE Day!

British Humor

Because apparently it's a bit different.

These are classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K. newspapers:
 

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old.
Hateful little bastard.
Bites!

FREE PUPPIES.
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog.

FREE PUPPIES.
Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer �100.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .
Worn once by mistake.
Call Stephanie.

**** And the WINNER is... ****

FOR SALE BY OWNER.
Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition, �200 or best offer.

No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.

Statement of the Century
Thought from the Greatest Living Scottish Thinker--Billy Connolly.
"If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they can't

have a headache and sex at the same time?"

Humor

Or at least words to make you smile. This is from a forward from my mom. I'm only posting the good ones, there were quite a few. I'll start with my 2  favorites...the rest are in no particular order.

TOMORROWOne of the greatest labor saving devices of today. 

YAWNAn honest opinion openly expressed. 

COMMITTEEA body that keeps minutes and wastes hours. 
INFLATION Cutting money in half without damaging the paper. MOSQUITOAn insect that makes you like flies better. 
RAISINA grape with a sunburn. SECRET

Something you tell to one person at a time. 

More pictures to smile at

From a forward my mom sent. And because smiling is the least painful thing to do after a night of drinking for those who aren't even Irish and where the holiday that is way more reverent in Ireland than here.

So you Want to be a Writer?

This was pretty funny, I really like the banter, it's oh so true! And if the video doesn't work, try this link.



Don't forget my Title Contest!

Uplifting pictures

A friend sent me this forward and I thought I'd share a couple here. I hope you enjoy them as much as I did!